Urban dictionary gay

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GAY, adjective 1. Merry; airy; jovial; sportive; frolicksome. It denotes more life and animation than cheerful. Belinda smiled, and all the world was gay 2. Fine; showy; as a gay dress. 3. Inflamed or merry with liquor; intoxicated; a vulgar use of the word in America. GAY, noun An ornament. Not used. gay slang: [Gay slang] is slang that arose from [gay culture] and communities. Gay slang varies over time and regions and terms often enter the common.

A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. Here’s a little glossary of gay slang to help you understand what they really mean, courtesy the Guysexual.

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More importantly, what is an otter? Whether you are an out-and-proud gay man or an in-the-closet newbie, your dictionary of gay slang will always be as varied as your little black book of boys. Bear: An older, broader hairier man who unlike his namesake, does not need to hibernate. Beefcake: A gay man who spends most of his time at the gym, and the rest of it scooping spoonfuls of protein supplement into his post-workout shakes.

Chubby Chaser: A gay man who likes his sexual partners just like he likes his pillows — soft and cuddly. Cruise: To seek casual gay sex encounters — usually in restrooms, pubs or sometimes, even by the corner streetlight, so that you can regret them the morning after. Cub: A younger version of the Bear , heavier than the Otter.

May or may not deal with body issues. Daddy Chaser: A gay man who likes his partners older, richer, but not necessarily wiser. Discreet: A man who is either in a relationship or in denial, and wants sex on the side. Sexual toys may or may not be involved. Iron Closet: A gay man who is in such deep denial of his sexuality, he might never step out of the closet.

Kinky: Anything that is not Vanilla sexually, but peach apricot with hazelnuts. Looking for Networking: A man who travels a lot and is on the lookout for vacation flings. Otter: A thinner, younger version of the Bear. Has nothing to do with the animal. Not to be confused with the derogatory term used during the American pre-Civil Rights era.

The Closet: A place where you keep all your ridiculously expensive clothes, your snug woolens, and yourself, when you are not out to the world. Tonsil Hockey: When you are kissing someone so fiercely, it could be a competitive sport. Vanilla: Someone who likes his sex just like he likes his family values, traditional.

Also, may not howl at the moon if you ask him too. Illustration courtesy Amrai Dua. Whatsapp Facebook Twitter. Find us on YouTube. Top Shows.